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Ninja ShrewLost in The Blinding Whiteness Of The Tundra Maria Problem SolvedNinja Shrew take rare opportunity to watch television last night. He see program call 'How you solve problem like Maria'.
Last time Ninja Shrew watch television, he see advert where bunch of men offer services for hire if you have problem and no-one else can help.
Ninja Shrew remember they called A-Team. But Ninja Shrew have problem with A-Team...
1 They have gun but never kill no one even if person standing right next to them... PROBLEM STILL EXIST!
2 After Ninja Shrew investigation, he find they now too old/fat/bald/dead to handle problem
So Ninja Shrew offer his services... veeeeeeeeeeery reasonable price... he take Maria's to secluded place... dispose of bodies... no one ever know
Ninja Shrew also offer this advice... If you want avoid problem... DON'T CALL CHILD MARIA!!!
Ninja Shrew ask you meditate on this.... September 07 Meditation 1...Ninja Shrew veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery busy but take time out to share enlightened thoughts... Today's proverb... 'From little acorn do mighty oak grow'. Ninja Shrew say lot of people misinterpret this as little thing into big thing Ninja Shrew reveal actually about big thing into little thing. It recognize great packing skill of honourable travelling Japanese businessman. Businessman like to be prepare for all eventuality but not be weighed down by large amount of baggage, not like pay excess baggage charge at airport. Businessman able to pack 4 suitcases of possession into 1 suitcase. Ninja Shrew hear that you laugh and say things like, “You pack everything but kitchen sink”… NINJA SHREW PACK KITCHEN SINK ASWELL!!!! No excuse not to pack kitchen sink… this lazy packing. If mighty oak can be packed into tiny acorn then kitchen sink can be packed in suitcase. With discipline… determination… dedication… EVERYTHING can be pack in 1 case. Ninja Shrew ask you to meditate on this… September 02 CLOSE ENCOUNTER WITH DIGITAL RADIO...Big Ninja Shrew scare this morning... Ninja Shrew nearly destroy digital radio.. thought digital radio could not receive XFM...
Ninja Shrew angry... miss 'Adam & Joe' radio programme....
Ninja Shrew try re-tune, meditate til record finished... Ninja Shrew hear inane ramblings of Adam & Jo...
Ninja Shrew restore peace and balance to universe... |
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